Alarm bells are ringing...

I came across this post on a well known web forum that shall remain nameless but rhymes with "blinging fig"!

I'm actually quite speechless, which is rare for me... read this.

"Hi guys, I'm ***.

So I'm 18 years old and I live in Dubai (The United Arab Emirates).

I've been looking for a job for the past couple of months and when I went for an interview this morning I was pleasantly shocked to find myself employed this afternoon.

The position I applied for was (as advertised in the newspaper) "Sales Agent (property consultant)"
Now, I told my employers that I have no experience in the property world, yet they gave me the job.

I'm afraid I have no idea what to do. What does this job even entail? I've been sitting at my desk for five hours looking at pretty pictures of houses and finding out what freehold means.

This is all very trippy to me.

if anyone can tell me what I *should* be doing or give me advice on how to up my game in this field I might just give you my eternal love forever.

Thanks in advance

Asides my completely n00b life as a property consultant, I'm not sure what I can offer back to the forum yet. Let me know if there is any.
I'm just generally looking to know more about what I do.
What a crazy life it is. All I ever really wanted to be this young was a secretary.

Anyways, I'm bored of talking about me.
How is everyone else doing?"

So she is looking at "pretty pictures" but it's all a bit "trippy".

The term regulation springs to mind.

.... hang on I've just seen an advert in the newspaper for a quantum physicist.... where's my CV.